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| − | '''[[File:Pants.png|thumb]]Pants''' is the 28th [[Silly Songs with Larry]] |
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| − | ==Lyrics== |
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| − | Annoucer: Next up on Veggie Shopping Network...pants. |
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| − | (screen shows up the the pants price and the bottom screen shows the remaining number of pants) |
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| − | Larry: ''Welcome viewers, what comes next?'' |
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| − | ''A pair of pants with stripes or checks'' |
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| − | ''Dig in yor wallet, dump out your purse'' |
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| − | ''Who'll be the one to buy the first...pair...?'' |
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| − | (Jimmy and Jerry show up on silts with pants on) |
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| − | All three: ''You can wear 'em if you're big'' |
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| − | ''You can wear 'em if you're small'' |
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| − | ''They're pants if you're shorts'' |
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| − | ''And shorts if you're tall'' |
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| − | ''You can wear 'em in the spring'' |
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| − | ''You can wear 'em in the fall'' |
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| − | ''They're pants if you're shorts'' |
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| − | ''And shorts if you're tall'' |
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| − | Pa Grape: Sold five so far, down to twenty! |
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| − | Larry: Look what you get |
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| − | For a little bit of money |
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| − | (shows a picture of Acrhablad and Scooter wearing the same pair of pants in the captain SIMULATION) |
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| − | Down to your feet |
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| − | And up to your tummy |
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| − | (Animated pairs of pants show up) |
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| − | Pairs of Pants: Pant's x9 |
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| − | Larry: If you buy right now, tonight |
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| − | We'll throw you a set of Ginsu Knives |
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| − | A pair of pants could change your life |
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| − | One easy payment, $9.95 |
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| − | (Jimmy and Jerry show up again) |
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| − | See the tag on the back |
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| − | One size fits all |
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| − | Jimmy: They're pants if you're shorts |
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| − | Jerry: And shorts if you're tall |
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| − | Larry: You can wear 'em to the farm |
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| − | You can wear 'em to the mall |
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| − | Jimmy: They're pants if you're shorts |
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| − | Jerry: And shorts if you're tall |
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| − | Pa Grape: 16 more, were down to 4! |
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| − | Larry: You can't buy these in any store |
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| − | They're just like your granddaddy wore |
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| − | (Shows Jimmy and Jerry dancing, with the Pants showing up) |
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| − | Pairs of Pants: Pant's x9 |
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| − | All three: PAAAANNNNTTTTSSSS (simultaneously) ; 2x) |
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| − | (Shows up a picture of a squid wearing pants, with x's on the six arms) |
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| − | Larry: Pants have six legs, less than a squid |
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| − | (shows a picture of a dog, sticking its tongue out) |
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| − | It's a verb for a dog |
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| − | (shows a picture of Junior wearing pants) |
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| − | And a noun for a kid |
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| − | With a pair of pants, you're not alone |
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| − | (shows a picture of a dancing cow, with the sign HOME) |
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| − | You can dance with your pants 'till the cows come home |
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| − | This pair of pants will win your heart |
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| − | Pa Grape: We accept most credit cards |
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| − | Jimmy: A stretchy waist, elastic band |
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| − | Make these your "buffet eatin' pants"! |
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| − | Jerry: Trousers, slacks, or corduroys |
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| − | Pants bestow a special joy |
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| − | Larry: As seen on the screen of your TV |
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| − | These pants can hide unsightly knees |
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| − | Jimmy: This pair is made with high grade vinyl |
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| − | Pa Grape: Don't hesitate, all sales are final |
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| − | Larry: To summarize, you might recall |
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| − | Larry, Jimmy, and Jerry: They're pants if you're shorts and shorts if you're TAALLLLLL |
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| − | Pairs of Pants: Pant's x9 (simultaneously) |
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| − | Pa Grape: 4, 3, 2, 1 |
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| − | (Pa Grape taking the pants from both Jimmy and Jerry) |
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| − | Going, going, going, DONE! |
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| − | Larry: We're outta pants, we gotta run! |
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| − | (The Pants show up for a second) |
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| − | Pair of Pants: PANTS! |
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| − | (Jimmy looks at Jerry's silts) |
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| − | Jimmy: You've got some skinny legs. |
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| − | Pair of Pants: ''PANTS!'' |
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| − | ==Fun Facts== |
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| − | ====Explanations==== |
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| − | * Trousers, slacks, and corduroys are other names for pants. |
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| − | ==== Remarks==== |
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| − | *A squid normally have six tentacles, not eight. |
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| − | ====Inside Refercnces==== |
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| − | *Larry mentions he'll throw a set of Ginsu Knives with a purchase of pants. |
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| − | [[Category:Songs]] |
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| − | [[Category:Silly Songs with Larry]] |
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