The De-Birthday Ficator Rap is a rap sung by Motato in The Birthday Thief to boast about his evil plan to LarryBoy and Junior Asparagus.


Motato: It's my un-happy not birthday

I'm thrilled 'cause it is my worst day

And I'm going to make sure you're wishes don't come true

'Cause this here bad potato

Has a de- birthday-ficator

And I plan to steal birthdays from all of you

Now when you say "I take the cake"

Well, I really take the cake

Plus the presents and the balloons before I'm through

I will bring you veggies to you're knees

When I put you in deep freeze

So you can have a bad not-birthday too!

(Blows Raspberry)

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