Motato: It's my un-happy not birthday
I'm thrilled 'cause it is my worst day
And I'm going to make sure you're wishes don't come true
'Cause this here bad potato
Has a de- birthday-ficator
And I plan to steal birthdays from all of you
Now when you say "I take the cake"
Well, I really take the cake
Plus the presents and the balloons before I'm through
I will bring you veggies to you're knees
When I put you in deep freeze
So you can have a bad not-birthday too!